Monthly Archives: October 2012
Clearly I am not fit for human consumption. I am taking to my bed now. The sun’s down. Why not?
Yeah, how hard is it to just cut my toenails? It is probably taking more time to post this update than it would have taken to just cut the toenails already. What is wrong with me? Wait. Don’t answer that…
This is me, at the liquor store, in my pajamas and flip flops buying cheap wine. At 11 am.
In other news, heard last night that my divorce is final.