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A hot, Sunday evening

10 Feb

This is what single ladies, hanging out at home, Skyping with one another, DO on a Sunday night: WE LOOK AT YOUR ADS ON CRAIGSLIST.

AND WE LAUGH OUR ASSES OFF.

We are not kidding.

I can’t talk right now because I laughed until I almost puked up really expensive Malbec.

I made my coconspirator on this site laugh so hard, she probably will be more well tomorrow, but still not able to speak.

I mean, really, people, WTF???

I was sorely tempted by the “I need to see your panties and cum in them” guy to start to replace my $1 a pair K-Mart panties by making regular appointments with this pervert. He claimed to be able to compensate me for my time and lost, ruined underwear.

You all know I hate the stupid pink ones, anyway…

— Ari

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1 Comment

Posted by on February 10, 2013 in Uhhhh...

 

One response to “A hot, Sunday evening

  1. Beth

    February 10, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    Bahhaha that is the funniest thing ever. I want new undwear, wish the Panty Pervert wasn’t in Boulder. I would be all over that. I want new underwear.

     

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