I don’t even bother, when I make up the bed, to spread the pillows out as if there’s any possibility of there being more than one head on them on any given night.
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I have to freeze my trash and soup bones until I can take them into town and drop them in someone else’s trash can. Needless to say, I don’t keep much food in here. At least I don’t freeze roadkilled birds any longer (that was when I worked for the park service). Fresh woodpecker steaks, anyone?